(Source: zenigata)
me waiting to die in the nuclear war
me after dying in the nuclear war and waiting for my friends to show up
My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong
my body may be at work right but my soul is stuck in the Wii Sports universe
which sport
bowling
my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.
(Source: necrophilofthefuture)
we need to unplug America and plug it back in, put it in rice, hold the reset button, refresh it, give it an update, give it some herbal tea, rub vicks on it,, she is a MESS
Sis needs a Snickers
(Source: ostolero)
Me, Yesterday: I hate boys.
Me, Today: I. WAS. BUSY. THINKING. ‘BOUT. BOYS.
(Source: hellboundwitch)
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